Have covid am dying send tiddies

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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/mjju0wdn.mov

[–]TitsAndWhiskey 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Feel better, bud

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks 👊

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https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1165248/84073896.jpg

[–]cunninglingus 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can't find a better example, but this might do:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/cbe3130428cca1fb8cd9e9871d404a87/tumblr_o605yxkTpB1rkxgruo3_500.gif

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thems some fine tiddies. Tips fedora

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You aren't allowed to die of covid.

That goes against the site narrative.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think it peaked sometime last night. I expect to live now thanks to the healing power of boobies. I should publish my findings on this new covid protocol.

[–]Raphael454 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Hang in there!

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

here's a nice pair since you must have broken your spank hard drive https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0020/1926/2510/products/great_tit_1200x1200.jpg?v=1551996130

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

Oh my, those are lovely tits.

Ngl, mostly waiting for Jet to reply.

[–]Czavitsky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

i am sitting here wondering when you will figure out that your "wifie" isnt really on vacation, but instead she has found someone new that she connects with that isnt an alcoholic and a drug and sex addict. it is really a shame, because she is a very pleasant looking lady..

..and, she isnt paying for those trips with a "secret credit card" like you so foolishly believe.. nope.. somebody is paying for those trips..

she is really a nice lady.. and her voice is to die for.. but she is done with your nonsense.. accept it. it is over and done.

it is over daddy-oh.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

You're gonna go back to prison, Eddy

[–]Czavitsky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

>You're gonna go back to prison, Eddy

hey... eat shit bitch. i am telling you that your wife is not on vacation. i am telling you that she is gone... she found somebody new..

do what you gotta do.

no nice lady is going to sit around while you fiddle fart around with every tramp on the internet..

go fuck yourself.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

Prison Eddy, you're gonna be some man's bitch again.

[–]Czavitsky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

do what you gotta do.. i dont need to hear it again and again.

bust a cap or shut your mouth.

hey musky, i put a plate of donuts out for the cops when they get here..

and if it means anything, i have my own handcuffs so they dont need to bring any handcuffs.

and i have zipties, if they prefer to go that route.

i come from a long line of LEOS.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Be a good boy Eddy, don't act like a deliquent felon.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Remember that time you said you raped a 14 year old? That's how your daughter was born, right?

There's no statute of limitations on raping children Eddy.

[–]DELINQUENTFELON 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Drunken nonsense

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You're gonna be a popular girl in prison.