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I went into the kitchen and I forgot why I'm there.
submitted 3 years ago by [deleted] from self.help
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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 6 fun1 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 6 fun - 3 years ago (4 children)
That ship has sailed.
[–]fred_red_beans 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun - 3 years ago (3 children)
aw man, the dishes are gonna smell funny again
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 3 years ago (2 children)
So the marriage breaks up and they lease out the marital home to the child and he gets a coke dealer roomie and everything goes way better than you'd think things would go in that situation.
Except nobody wants to do the dishes. So they just sit there. Until one day they reek of death and are covered in maggots. So they just threw away all the plates.
[–]Node 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 3 years ago (1 child)
and are covered in maggots.
They stopped pissing in the sink, didn't they. That's how you get maggots.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Moral of the story
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