I went into the kitchen and I forgot why I'm there.

submitted by [deleted] from self.help

sorted by:
top
newinsightfulfun
you are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →

[–]fred_red_beans 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

Whatever you do, don't piss in the sink, it's just kinda rude...

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 6 fun1 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

That ship has sailed.

[–]fred_red_beans 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

aw man, the dishes are gonna smell funny again

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I have a funny story about that.

So... This woman, she occasionally picked fights, left her husband to be with other men, and then when things didn't work out she came back. She kept doing this.

Her son one day said to his father "everytime you kiss her it's like sucking all those guy's dicks." Figuratively he had a point. His father agreed and he moved on.

Kinda worked out for her, I think she married up financially but the new guy has weird sex tastes.

Kinda worked out for him too.