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I went into the kitchen and I forgot why I'm there.
submitted 3 years ago by [deleted] from self.help
Help.
[–]fred_red_beans 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun - 3 years ago (7 children)
Whatever you do, don't piss in the sink, it's just kinda rude...
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 6 fun1 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 6 fun - 3 years ago (6 children)
That ship has sailed.
[–]fred_red_beans 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun - 3 years ago (4 children)
aw man, the dishes are gonna smell funny again
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun - 3 years ago* (0 children)
I have a funny story about that.
So... This woman, she occasionally picked fights, left her husband to be with other men, and then when things didn't work out she came back. She kept doing this.
Her son one day said to his father "everytime you kiss her it's like sucking all those guy's dicks." Figuratively he had a point. His father agreed and he moved on.
Kinda worked out for her, I think she married up financially but the new guy has weird sex tastes.
Kinda worked out for him too.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 3 years ago (2 children)
So the marriage breaks up and they lease out the marital home to the child and he gets a coke dealer roomie and everything goes way better than you'd think things would go in that situation.
Except nobody wants to do the dishes. So they just sit there. Until one day they reek of death and are covered in maggots. So they just threw away all the plates.
[–]Node 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 3 years ago (1 child)
and are covered in maggots.
They stopped pissing in the sink, didn't they. That's how you get maggots.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
Moral of the story
[–]Node 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
On rising seas.
[–]fschmidt 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 3 years ago (1 child)
To get another drink.
That would be nice but no, camping again tomorrow, I have a purpose to stay sober. Also, I am just out of beer
[–]goobandit 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 3 years ago (1 child)
To point out Saidit’s massive censorship by certain admins maybe? Been awhile since someone brought it up...
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
Has it been a while? I hear about it every day it seems like.
[–]fred_red_beans 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun - (7 children)
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 6 fun1 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 6 fun - (6 children)
[–]fred_red_beans 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun - (4 children)
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun - (0 children)
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - (2 children)
[–]Node 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - (1 child)
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]Node 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]fschmidt 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - (1 child)
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]goobandit 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - (1 child)
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)