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[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (10 children)

it's a beauty! looks like sea life.

[–]Optimus85 9 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 7 fun -  (6 children)

Chtuhlulemon?

[–]Foidblaster9000 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

Amazing name for a clothing brand

[–]goobandit[S] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

leggings for creatures with many misshapen legs

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

The satanic one by Céline Dion. So pukeworthy.

[–]Foidblaster9000 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I had no idea that even existed. I sort of love this shirt, but it lost its value when I realized that it was an alien and not an autistic looking deer. Hell would freeze over before I spent that kind of money on something that's going to look like shit after it's played in once. Thank you for reading my blog post, that will be $5 psychic deer dollars please.

https://www.nununuworld.com/girls/tops-tees-girls/mr-dude-shirt-2/

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Who wants to dress babies in all black with skulls?

Barely born, and already projecting death onto them...

https://www.nununuworld.com/baby/tops-tees/scribbled-skulls-hoodie/

[–]Foidblaster9000 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I liked that one. Let's be serious though, it would have spit up on the front and poop up the back after an hour or so in it anyway, eternally stained

[–]goobandit[S] 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

The tree got a little frosted earlier this year and I didn’t want to overwhelm it so...this is our only child

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

smart. i think you've got zest for days, way more surface area than a sphere. i've got a little meyer lemon tree im working on, but no fruit yet.

[–]goobandit[S] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I read people candy it or use it as garnish, but I want use it for a fake art house film. I know, it’s silly.

I’ve got a meyer lemon too! They’re so good, best all around lemon. I hope you get fruit next year, mine took about 2 years to fruit after being topped right before we move in...it will happen!

[–]Node 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

Looks like one of the 'old ones'.

But you just reminded me I got the tiny cucumber-shaped lemons at the farmers market a couple weeks ago, that have probably died in the back of my veggie drawer. The insides look like pale green tobiko.

[–]goobandit[S] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

You’ve tried cucumber-shaped lemons, but have you had lemon-shaped cucumbers?

Yes it’s very Lovecraftian and way larger than the lil wimpy ones I saw in the grocery store.

[–]Node 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, lemon cucumbers. Pale yellow with slight green stripes sometimes. Very delicious.

https://territorialseed.com/products/cucumber-lemon

Great farmers market here, but a large percentage of them are commies, or commie supporters. Before the mask insanity, their saving grace was great organic produce at good prices. Now... Not so much. Still, I haven't been in a conventional 'grocery store' in quite a few years.

[–]JasonCarswell 5 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

Might wanna check it with a Geiger counter.

[–]goobandit[S] 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

It’s off the charts, probably from all the enlightenment

[–]Optimus85 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Monsanto?

[–]goobandit[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Buddha’s hand

[–]Drewski 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Cthulemon strikes back!

[–]One_Jack_Move 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

How was the lemonade?

[–]goobandit[S] 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Don’t know yet. I squeezed and it squeezed back

[–]TheWebOfSlime 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Must have been vaccinated.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Milk those lemons teats!

[–]goobandit[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The milk’s gone bad!

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Hail Hydra! :-P