Scientists Recommend Reducing The Number Of Democratic Presidential Candidates To Help Fight Climate Change

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

There is simply to much CO2 to sustain the democratic process.

This is the actual end goal. Notice how not a single UN or regional representative is elected. None.

This is the UN Agenda 21 in action.

[–]wizzwizz4 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

This is a joke.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I wish it was a joke. This is a fact.

Agenda 21 in 5 minutes

AGENDA 21 forcing all Americans into megacities

[–]wizzwizz4 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

No… The article is a joke.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Ah, truth in satire.

Trump’s campaign planes alone had the carbon footprint of 500 Americans for a year

We can certainly expect to see many articles with a similarly absurd premise in the coming years.

[–]wizzwizz4 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Or, they could just not fly around everywhere in aeroplanes? There are ways to reduce your carbon footprint other than the complete and utter dissolution of any semblance of democracy in favour of an authoritarian regime where everyone starves and nothing's allowed to eat plants, you know.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

So you agree with the article?

[–]wizzwizz4 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not really. I mean, some of their campaigns are horribly wasteful, but that doesn't mean you should have fewer candidates. It just means that the candidates should be less wasteful.

The article is satire. Don't read too much into it. It makes people laugh at you, and belittles the serious stuff you've got to say if you associate it with jokes.