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[–]sawboss 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun - 5 years ago (8 children)
No worries. Just tweet about how much you hate men and wish to kill all white people. Then you're sure to get an editorship at the New York Times.
[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 5 years ago (7 children)
Even as a white man?
[–]rhinomilk 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 5 years ago (6 children)
Sure! A self-flagellating white man is the best only acceptable kind.
[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 5 years ago (5 children)
Count me in!
However, I should probably mention that I also require external flaggellation, on occasion...
It keeps me focused...
[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun - 5 years ago (4 children)
The third panel is missing...
Join the military, step on a rake, it pierces his foot, he gets inadequate health coverage, the leg is amputated, he's depressed and addicted to pills, then commits suicide by sucking on the long end of the rake.
[–]Zombi 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 5 years ago (1 child)
The fourth panel would be a bunch of people saying "Thank you for your service! You're a hero." to his corpse.
[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 5 years ago (0 children)
That's a great fourth panel.
[–]poestal 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 5 years ago (1 child)
false. tricare and va. not to mention military pays for your schooling. but keep straw manning.
[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 5 years ago (0 children)
I said nothing about schooling.
I did make a typo. I said "coverage" when I meant "treatment".
No straw no more.
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[–]sawboss 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun - (8 children)
[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - (7 children)
[–]rhinomilk 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - (6 children)
[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - (5 children)
[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun - (4 children)
[–]Zombi 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - (1 child)
[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]poestal 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (1 child)
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