Fat woman jumps into a ballpit.

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[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I used to be a bodybuilder, 5'9", 245lbs with abs, coaching others on dietary science, so don't talk to me about diet or willpower: I have proven that I have both in abundance.

But then I got poisoned by mercury and I got really fat really quickly even though I kept the same diet and training.

I also thought I'd never be fat, because for the 20 years prior to my poisoning, I had near perfect control of my weight and body composition. I didn't know poisoning could do this. Turns out, IT FUCKING DOES.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I got poisoned by mercury and I was 7' 2'' at 450 pounds. I fasted, avoided sugar and carbohydrates, I avoided energy drinks and soda, etc. I am now 219 pounds. Explain that fatso!

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

OK enjoy dying in 5 years then, with (obviously already well on its way) mental decline to accompany you along the way. You will soon be a drooling fool, well done! GREAT JOB!

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Enjoy your stoke and/or heart attack, fatso!

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

EAT LESS YOU BIG FAT FUCK!

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I tried. If I eat less, my internal organs stop working. That is not good.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Did you take vitamins and use fiber?