Fat woman jumps into a ballpit.

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[–]Alphix 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Being fat is no joke man, it seriously fucking sucks.

[–]noshore4me 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If only there was a way to remedy that condition... hmmm, maybe something to do with caloric intake and exercise? Nah, that would never work, right?

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

For the very few for whom their obesity is caused by poor diet, sure. But I used to be a bodybuilder, 5'9", 245lbs with abs, coaching others on dietary science, so don't talk to me about diet or willpower: I have proven that I have both in abundance.

But then I got poisoned by mercury and I got really fat really quickly even though I kept the same diet and training.

I know my shit dude. I also thought I'd never be fat, because for the 20 years prior to my poisoning, I had near perfect control of my weight and body composition. I didn't know poisoning could do this. Turns out, IT FUCKING DOES.