Fat woman jumps into a ballpit.

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[–]chottohen 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

The last item on her bucket list

[–]Canbot[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (12 children)

Too bad losing weight wasn't on there.

[–]Alphix 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

I wonder why I voted for you for "best user of 2022"... Sigh.

MOST obesity is caused by poisoning. Healthy people don't get fat easily, it's a challenge.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Because he says what he thinks.

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah I guess...

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Death by chocolate

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

They eat and drink sugary stuff. If you want to lose weight avoid the sugar and carbs that turn into blood sugar. Avoid fat and processed foods as well. Avoid fast food. She had her 39th Big Mac for the day and it shows.

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I used to be a bodybuilder, 5'9", 245lbs with abs, coaching others on dietary science, so don't talk to me about diet or willpower: I have proven that I have both in abundance.

But then I got poisoned by mercury and I got really fat really quickly even though I kept the same diet and training.

I also thought I'd never be fat, because for the 20 years prior to my poisoning, I had near perfect control of my weight and body composition. I didn't know poisoning could do this. Turns out, IT FUCKING DOES.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I got poisoned by mercury and I was 7' 2'' at 450 pounds. I fasted, avoided sugar and carbohydrates, I avoided energy drinks and soda, etc. I am now 219 pounds. Explain that fatso!

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

OK enjoy dying in 5 years then, with (obviously already well on its way) mental decline to accompany you along the way. You will soon be a drooling fool, well done! GREAT JOB!

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Enjoy your stoke and/or heart attack, fatso!

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

EAT LESS YOU BIG FAT FUCK!

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I tried. If I eat less, my internal organs stop working. That is not good.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Did you take vitamins and use fiber?

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is painful to look at because you just know she's putting zero effort into helping get herself out and is just playing a dead weight.

[–]Alphix 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

Being fat is no joke man, it seriously fucking sucks.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Stop eating bread

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

So you're actually going to go there. I used to be a bodybuilder, 5'9", 245lbs with abs, coaching others on dietary science, so don't talk to me about diet or willpower: I have proven that I have both in abundance.

But then I got poisoned by mercury and I got really fat really quickly even though I kept the same diet and training.

I know my shit dude. I also thought I'd never be fat, because for the 20 years prior to my poisoning, I had near perfect control of my weight and body composition. I didn't know poisoning could do this. Turns out, IT FUCKING DOES.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

😮

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You know what happens? The mercury goes to the brain and fucking kills you, OR the body prioritizes making adipocytes (fat cells) to store the mercury there where its damage will be minimized. Turns out the body is fucking fantastic, and frankly I prefer being fat to being dead. Even though it sucks more than you can POSSIBLY IMAGINE.

Anyway, it does this with almost any poison.

But you know what's galling about all this? Everybody's brianwashed into thinking if somebody's fat, it's THEIR OWN FAULT. It's the same kind of mindless, brain-dead prejudice as the "the unvaxxed should be shut out of society entirely" that we've seen in recent years. It's just some utter stupidity that the weak-minded sheeple adopt because it allows them to think they're so much better than the other dude.

Just watch out for that, because TPTSNB are going to box you in with beliefs that are CONVENIENT just like they enslave everybody with phones and other shit because... they're CONVENIENT.

Not just you of course, but EVERYBODY. And you know who benefits? Those same goddamn motherfuckers who are poisoning us all. YOU are helping THEM by harboring and spreading those prejudices.

[–]Canbot[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Get an eliptical. Eat lots of fiber. Drink lots of water.

Don't expect sympathy for a problem you are neglecting.

I used to be fat. Losing weight is hard. Losing it again after gaining it back is harder. Doing it over and over is torment. But it's better than always gaining more and more and more. Diets do work, even if they are not an easy permanent fix. It is something you have to work on every day.

But you have to stop being a victim.

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So you're actually going to go there. I used to be a bodybuilder, 5'9", 245lbs with abs, coaching others on dietary science, so don't talk to me about diet or willpower: I have proven that I have both in abundance.

But then I got poisoned by mercury and I got really fat really quickly even though I kept the same diet and training.

I know my shit dude. I also thought I'd never be fat, because for the 20 years prior to my poisoning, I had near perfect control of my weight and body composition. I didn't know poisoning could do this. Turns out, IT FUCKING DOES.

[–]noshore4me 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If only there was a way to remedy that condition... hmmm, maybe something to do with caloric intake and exercise? Nah, that would never work, right?

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

For the very few for whom their obesity is caused by poor diet, sure. But I used to be a bodybuilder, 5'9", 245lbs with abs, coaching others on dietary science, so don't talk to me about diet or willpower: I have proven that I have both in abundance.

But then I got poisoned by mercury and I got really fat really quickly even though I kept the same diet and training.

I know my shit dude. I also thought I'd never be fat, because for the 20 years prior to my poisoning, I had near perfect control of my weight and body composition. I didn't know poisoning could do this. Turns out, IT FUCKING DOES.

[–]noshore4me 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

s/fatpeoplehate might like this

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The music is the best.

[–]Bridgeheadprod 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

That’s a foam pit. And they are fucking hard to get out of

[–]RaverJodes 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

But she just sank right to the bottom

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Kids don't weigh that much so they can easily escape the foam pit. That is why adults are banned from the foam and ball pits.

[–]legly 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

any foid on this website ^