I wrote a standup bit about jews.
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Moshe was a religious Jew who sported a hat, beard, and suit. He prayed in the synagogue every day, kept Shabbat, ate only kosher food, and gave abundantly to charity. When Moshe turned 80, he thought, “I’ve been good all my life – let me try to have some fun.” He went to a barber and shaved off his beard. He took off his hat, and bought some jeans and a tee shirt. He bought a brand new convertible too, drove to Las Vegas, and was cruising the strip, when – bam! A truck hit Moshe’s new convertible. As Moshe lay in the wreckage, he called out “God! I’ve been a good Jew my whole life! I know I slipped a little the past few weeks, but did you really have to do this to me?” “Moshe?” a Heavenly voice called out, full of concern. “Moshe – is that you? I didn’t recognize you!”
Moshe was a religious Jew who sported a hat, beard, and suit. He prayed in the synagogue every day, kept Shabbat, ate only kosher food, and gave abundantly to charity.
When Moshe turned 80, he thought, “I’ve been good all my life – let me try to have some fun.”
He went to a barber and shaved off his beard. He took off his hat, and bought some jeans and a tee shirt. He bought a brand new convertible too, drove to Las Vegas, and was cruising the strip, when – bam! A truck hit Moshe’s new convertible.
As Moshe lay in the wreckage, he called out “God! I’ve been a good Jew my whole life! I know I slipped a little the past few weeks, but did you really have to do this to me?”
“Moshe?” a Heavenly voice called out, full of concern. “Moshe – is that you? I didn’t recognize you!”
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