Someone wrote "Jason is gay" near my block. It's funny because it's true.

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[–]Drewski 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (8 children)

What's with all the Jason animosity?

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Jason rejected someone probably

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Jason is a fat ugly slut and I never wanted to go out with her anyway.

[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I just like picking at him, and he's given me plenty of justification for doing so. The most recent episode is him using an entire film as part of an interlude during a Youtube party and trying to get us to change the playback speed to 1.5x, then shittalking us when we say no, flaking out, and picking a fight with a 14 year old kid.

He's been acting like an asshole since he became popular with his local resistance group.

I don't want people to misinterpret this for outright animosity or anger, by the way. I don't care too much. But when someone's being an ass, I put them in their place through ridicule.

Edit: also, this text really wasn't written by myself. It had me laughing my ass off when it appeared and I wanted to share that. It appeared right after Jason insulted me again so that made my day.

[–]Drewski 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I've had disagreements with Jason, but I generally appreciate everything he contributes here. If he's acting the way you described it that's not cool, and I guess I wouldn't have that context if it's happening off site. I'm not excusing his behavior, but I still think we can do better.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Be skeptical about the veracity of everything the members of the self-named "Cunt Club" of the SaidIt chat say about me. They spin truths with lies as much as corporate media.

If you even care, I have no problem setting the record straight with the actual facts. I could go on specifically about Larry's persistent crap for miles, but I have better things to do than waste time in endless cycles of bullshittery, and today I have a NYE hangover and no energy.

Also, verify with d3rr if you like.

I agree, if what they said was even true it wouldn't be cool - but it also wouldn't justify endless slanderous harassment (jealous of my progress and motivation?), in chat and in these forums. SaidIt is sliding to shit with this nonsense. And that's why I'm pulling back and seeking for greener pastures with more elevated discourse. We can do better. But the asstrolls simply can't help themselves.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mm

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is so on point:

He's been acting like an asshole since he became popular with his local resistance group.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He must like the attention.

[–]Musky 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

So true. Jason adores the cock.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I love the drama.

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

I would like to take this opportunity to pour some entrainment oil on this feud fire.

You guys could make custom bumper stickers with the other person's name on it, but also replace word spacing with large pedo symbols.

For example:

@Jason®Carswell©

Or

@Larry®Swinger©

I suspect Larry might not be using his actual last name, so he's may have a bit of an unfair advantage.

This is actually a terrible idea, but I thought I'd share it with you guys anyway.

cc: /u/JasonCarswell

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yasss. Someone get some Muskrat stickers.

[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I really didn't write the text in the OP.

[–]filbs111 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Not permitting trailing commas was a mistake. Also this person can't spell.

[–]RedEyedWarrior 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Set him up on a date with Lindsey Graham.

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The artist used a lower case "j" for a proper noun, but also included a period for punctuation.

And forgot to dot the i.

Bold artistic license.