What a great idea for a prank

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[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Years ago I got a bag of doughnuts and injected them with mushed up tofu. Then I told my nephews they were Boston Cream doughnuts and gave them the bag. Their mother was always trying to get them to eat healthy and they fucking hated it so they figured their uncle had really come through for them.

They scarfed them down like only pubescent boys can, never pausing for long enough to notice that the cream wasn't very creamy. Then I told them the truth and laffed my ass off. Oh man if looks could kill I'd have been a dead man that day.

They swore they'd get even. To this day I still watch my ass when we go to visit.

[–]Chipit[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

/r/thathappened

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (6 children)

Use Mayo.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

But mayo is yummy

I won't mind donuts with mayo at all.🍩

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

You're a sick fuck, dude. And that's coming from a guy that likes feet by the way.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nah, you just don't what's good.

Mayo is delicious and taste well with literally everything.😋👌

[–]Cosmo3k 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Nah, some extra hot Wasabi...

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Wasabi would hurt.

Mayo is a distinctly tangy flavor.

It would make you pause while chewing, as it occurred to you that something isn't right...

[–]TarBaby 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ghost Pepper Sauce.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

Outed

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11338331/Texas-house-horrors-mom-forced-twins-16-drink-BLEACH-poured-genitals.html

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Did you post in the wrong thread?

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Did you not bother reading it.

Oh, I forgot, bots can't read they can only put words through their algorithms.

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Paid posters often attempt to derail conversations by posting irrelevant nonsense. You know, like you're doing here.

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

God you put bleach on the doughnuts hole? What's wrong with you.

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You paid posters have got to make more sense. Or this is a deliberate strategy of non sequitur responses?

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Cheese in my patio. Get out of here with your Worcestershire sauce.

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's the start to a donut burger.

[–]ID10T 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I think I might actually like this.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I'll let you in on a secret: the object of the game is to trigger snowflakes like you with content I know doesn't break any rules, thats why the news stories are so perfect. I score a point every time one of you gets upset about something stupid. Posting content that is against the rules would ruin all of the fun of watching numbnuts like you squawk like a chicken over the news. It gives me a raging hard on to manipulate you like a muppet

https://saidit.net/comments/9myd/comment/zz5x

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yah, I know there's a whole group of you posting on the site.

Snowflakes are people who are easily emotionally damaged simply by being exposed to ideas that are not their own. They suffer PTSD-like symptoms and need coloring books, videos of puppies playing, and soft music to recover in a safe space. Saidit is the opposite, it's constant bare-knuckle fights and having your ideologies constantly pushed around. Snowflakes, like the name, don't last.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If somebody pulled this on me on the wrong day they might have had to buy all new teeth.