To Promote Inclusion, California Passes Law Requiring Men To Sit When They Pee

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[–]RedEyedWarrior 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

California would never do that because according to the state government women can pee standing up too.

[–]DirewolfGhost 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They should probably ban sitting down to pee and indoor plumbing altogether. Get rid of toilet privilege they keep oppressing people with.

[–]asterias 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, the toilet privilege is used to perpetuate the supremacy against street shitters.

[–]StillLessons 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Thank God this is the Babylon Bee. We have reached such a level of insanity, one could picture this being true.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

California surely has.

But I understand:

When your alternatives are dying either from perpetual water shortages or the next big earthquake to come, I'd possibly also give my last best effort to convince people from all around the globe that my lifestyle is simply the best.

That is why all these "big tech" asshats congregate there, i suppose.

[–]filbs111 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Why demolish the urinals? Just swap the signs on the doors.

[–]EternalSunset 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

That's very bigoted against gender-non-conforming-transbinary-backflip-pissing-folk such as myxerself. I'm going to sue the state government for a zillion dollars.

[–]asterias 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

One zillion is not enough. 6 zillion dollars sounds more appropriate.

[–]Anticapitalist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

that's irrational