As I walk through the rally of supporters of Trump
I pride myself on the fact I didn't turn out so dumb
'cause I've been blazin' and smokin' so long that
Even Lily asks for a toke from my bong
But I've never shunned a man or woman that didn't deserve it
Only when they're ableist, 'cause that is unheard of
You better beware and adapt your speech constantly
Or I'll send out a tweet to cancel you for eternity
I ask for permission for every act during sex
And if I had my way we'd all be paying a carbon tax (drools)
Gotta prevent a catastrophe
We can never be flooded except with minorities.

Been spending most our lives
Livin' in a leftist paradise
Been spending most their lives
Livin' in a leftist paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Livin' in a leftist paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Livin' in a leftist paradise

I take estrogen pills as I struggle at Yale
I can't live a normal life, trapped in the body of a male
I'll show you 'round campus where I waste my money and days
But you can't be in this room, 'cause this is my safe space
I got triggered by bigots while we were discussing Plato
So I pardoned myself and took time out for Play-Doh (drools)
I'll work my entire life just to pay off this debt
For an education that leaves me just as inept
But it's the time of my life here, so it's completely fine
And I'm definitely not getting propagandized
I detested Big Pharma till they made a vaccine
Now please leave me to my homework for Gender Studies.

Been spending most our dimes
Livin' in a leftist paradise
Been spending most their dimes
Livin' in a leftist paradise
We keep spending most our dimes
Livin' in a leftist paradise
We keep spending most our dimes
Livin' in a leftist paradise

Life has never been easy for the genderqueer
People frown when you wear both a dress and a beard
Have you met Emma yet? You can join us for beers
If you're lookin' for a hookup I think you will like zir
Life is good when you live without a single restraint
Except for the STI I caught after pride parade
What's the problem now, is there social unrest?
Don't be silly my friend, it's just a BLM protest
We'll let our voices be heard in a mostly peaceful way
As a bunch of random buildings are being set aflame
Supporting the oppressed is how I signal my virtue
As I trample on my heritage and tear down a statue.

Just care about black lives
Livin' in a leftist paradise
Don't care about white lives
Livin' in a leftist paradise
We turn our back on our forefathers' lives
Livin' in a leftist paradise
We just care about black lives
Livin' in a leftist paradise