When I was like 12 Dr. William Roy, DDS was giving me yet another guilt trip tooth lecture in the chair. This time he was dissing me over chewing gum. When I walked out of the back into the waiting room I grabbed my jaw and started moaning Oooh! Ooooh! and walked/lumbered sideways. This little kid stood up and puked on the spot and another one ran out the door. That dentist never fucked with me over chewing gum again. I ran into him when I was about 40. That fucker still remembered who I was.