Autistic Redditors now on suicide watch

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[–]wendyokoopa1 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

Oh good grief. I'm autistic and I can make better "nuggies" then prepackaged.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Like this?

https://youtu.be/mKwL5G5HbGA

[–]wendyokoopa1 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No I use a chicken breast and make strips. Seriously I'm on the spectrum and even I've got a handle on cooking.

[–]Chipit[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Mom cooks the food.

[–]wendyokoopa1 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Not in this apartment. Mom will occasionally bring stuff over but If I want dinner or lunch I need to make it.

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I guess you didn't get the memo.

[–]wendyokoopa1 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

What memo that being autistic means I can't function?

[–]Chipit[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.

[–]wendyokoopa1 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Lol. Sounds absolutely not like me

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is rather a famous meme. I can't believe you never heard of it.

[–]Tiwaking 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

wendyokoopa1 3 insightful - 1 fun - 9 hours ago Oh good grief. I'm autistic and I can make better "nuggies" then prepackaged.

Chicken Nugger

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I do think food shortages are now hitting, other things like pet food and playstations were non essential but shit will hit the fan when people get hungry. Chicken is a major staple of people's diet and it's crazy that that is being out of supply.

[–]Foidblaster9000 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They'll just enjoy their insect diets with Cheez Whiz, continue shilling pop sci, and tell you to get the vaxx between their hysterics

[–]wendyokoopa1 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

But then I remembered gen z redditors and YouTubers. Everything I could suggest would require effort and lord knows it would take away from their protests, and acts of sexual depravity.

[–]mortyposter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I do love me some chicken tendies and I have autism.

[–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Chicken, give me tendies!