Bread alignment chart

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[–]Tiwaking 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

How can using a bag clip be considered 'neutral good'? Reusing the bag clip is a good act because it preserves the union of bag and clip. Using an external clip is lawful neutral at best

[–]Chipit[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Using the clip the bag came with is fuddy-duddy and makes people feel weird. It's a bit of wire that some people can't twist properly. Only narrow thinkers use them. Smart people buy a dedicated clip that works much better.

[–]Tiwaking 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

By manufacturing artificial bread bag clips you are ruining the planet! It is an evil act! You Have Stolen My Dreams and My Childhood! How dare you

[–]Chipit[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The plastic used in these clips is non-biodegradable and fills up landfills all so you can have a tiny benefit of not having to use the twisty wire that came with it. Yes, it's evil, thanks for noticing.

[–]wendyokoopa1 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

I'm neutral evil

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    [–]wendyokoopa1 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    Lol

    [–]naples 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

    Yes, me too. How disappointing.

    [–]wendyokoopa1 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Yes. But I'm lazy

    [–]Foidblaster9000 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    Chaotic neutral. As god intended

    [–]Noam_Chomsky 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

    I'm pretty sure bread boxes help grow mold.

    "Lawful good" for commercial bread sales.

    [–]hennaojichan 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

    Things you don't hear so much nowadays: Is it bigger than a bread box?

    [–][deleted] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

    I should show this to my dear "chaotic evil" wife...

    [–]Foidblaster9000 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

    This is an evil along the same lines as messy people eating crumbly things in a shared bed.

    [–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    Empty carbs are evil.

    [–]goobandit 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    half ass open bag but still stashed in a bread box means I’m...chaotic lawful evil good, damn that’s accurate

    [–]stunaep 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    How is tying a knot evil? Just don't tie it too tight and it's fine.

    [–]Chipit[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Spotted the lawful evil. :D