Why can't a woman over 30 play hide and seek? Because nobody will look for her.

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[–]scormac1752 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (10 children)

Whatever you want to call it, it's still true.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (9 children)

There is an element of truth to it. Women's social value decreases as they age, lose their youthful looks, can't have kids, etc, while often men's value increases. But there's also something to the age gap rule:

half your age plus seven (40 = 20 +7 = 27) to define the minimum age of a partner and your age minus seven times two (40 = 33 * 2 = 60) to define the maximum age of a partner.

There's a reason for that. Too extreme and you're so different developmentally you can't really connect with them as a peer.

I mean, it's complicated. And for those of us here who might have trouble getting laid, you'd be a damned fool to ignore a baby crazy 30yr old who just wants you to fill her up with your man juice.

[–]Node 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Depends on what you mean by "ignore". Yes, crazy women should not be ignored in the belief that they can't generate evil effects.

If one were about to cross a highway to live out the rest of their life, they would be a damned fool to ignore a speeding truck that's careening wildly down the highway in an out of control manner.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Baby crazy, not crazy crazy. It's a phenomenon when women are nearing the end of their child bearing days. Their biological clock compels them to have a child. And you know what that means.

[–]Node 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Hence, the man cave. I've already done my duty, and taken my hits, so I think I'm pretty well protected against getting ensnared again.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

well protected against getting ensnared again.

I feel like Dr. Who, I want a wife and a companion. We network as people in small subgroups and in larger hive minds. Obviously the latter doesn't tend to work out well but it's fascinating it happens at all. We network like machines.

There is an idea that consciousness just requires enough of something. The old Russian saying that quantity is a quality all of its own. But if that were true, why would we not be communicating with a mushroom mind?

[–]Node 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I eventually got to the point where I wanted it, but then I got it. Turns out your chances of dying from it are extremely high. Maybe not in your case, but in general I believe it's a massively underreported comorbidity.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Node, underneath every good man is a good woman.

[–]yetanotherone_sigh 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I bang chicks. I bang chicks over 35 exclusively because they don't play mind games and they know what they want. And they have very high sex drives and know how to fuck.

This joke looks like it was written by a 19 year old incel in his basement. Can't get laid by the other 19 year old chicks, so he's bitter about all chicks. He should go to a bar and let a cougar pick him up and show him how it's done.

[–]HiddenFox 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Back in my early 20s I had a buddy who always went after the cougars. He seemed....happy... but he also had extremely low standards...at the end of it I guess he was getting what he wanted out of the relationships...

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

My man! That is excellent advice.