Ran across a couple of our trolls when I walked over to the pier today.

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[–]thefirststone 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (15 children)

why do you feel that way?

i'm harassing you by asking you this, because you're a pussy who can't withstand simple conversation

how does this make you feel?

how does this make you feel?

how does this make you feel?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (11 children)

strike 1 for low pyramid

[–]thefirststone 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Ok, so no satirizing the subject of the post. Thanks, nigger.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

strike 2 for low pyramid

[–]Heterophobe4Life 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Said the racist

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

But not cockwomble?

[–]Node[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

That's just a Britishism, and doesn't count as a real word.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Even if not common, it seems real enough to me, with a clear pejorative meaning.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cockwomble

[–]Node[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Also describes the habit of rummage in your underwear massaging ones genitals as if in search of litter to grab (hence womble )

I'm only partly joking, but the Brits have zero standing in the world. Their retention of an obsolete variant of English is to their own discredit.

I don't see any way to take offense at that word unless someone takes the Brits seriously, and why would they do that?

Note that I'm mainly poking fun at the silly Brits.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Would I break rules if I called you a pussyfoot for prancing around our English language? :P

[–]Node[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

pussyfoot (not safe for employees)

I'm offended on behalf of all feet.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wow. Not sure if she needs a podiatrist or a gynecologist.

Can make any penis a foot long.

Sexellent openings are afoot.

A new kind of foot fetish - with a fetish for dismembered body parts.

Athlete's foot for your love muscle.

Enough off the cuff puns, there's a hole in your sole.

[–]Heterophobe4Life 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Said the racist

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Wet.

[–]Node[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

you're a pussy who can't withstand simple conversation

Yep, that appears to be the case. Good catch.