Ran across a couple of our trolls when I walked over to the pier today.

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    [–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (20 children)

    Tedious ignoramus two shills.

    R.I.P. /s/Tits.

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      [–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (15 children)

      I made the s/Tits sub for non pornographic pictures of tits but m7 banned it because the "sub was created by troll with intent purpose of destroying website quality, and is thus not allowed."

      I'm not sure of Jason's meaning here except that a number of us really like tits. I often lament the sub's loss as well.

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        [–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

        I wouldn't say we have a beef, that was when the iron left was here, it was a stressful time.

        [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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          [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

          I meant stressful for m7 dealing with that. I think generally I'm fantastic contributor that any site owner should want to have around. Other people don't always agree.

          Interestingly, shrooms do not work on me. I want to try psilocin because I think my body lacks the enzyme to turn psilocybin into it.

          [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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            [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

            LSD works just fine at least.

            [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

            Excellent idea!

            Send me spores.

            [–]Node[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

            Need a spore link?

            [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

            Ironically, I just found a source on the way to our off-grid prepper place. In Canada they regulate and over tax cigarettes. I don't smoke, but know some people who do - and they like to buy from the Indigenous folks, tax free in bulk. They now also sell pot and shrooms. I didn't know shrooms were legal now (still not sure).

            [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

            They are SaidIt's other T.I.T.S.

            Maybe I was being too clever.

            [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

            Maybe I was being too clever.

            lol

            [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

            Ya, don't get jealous just because no one can ever say that about you.

            [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

            What a relief.

            [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            They are the T.I.T.S.

            [–]Node[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

            Dang, who did we lose there?

            [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            They mentioned the tedious two (ActuallyNot and socks) and I said they were the tits.

            Musky created the tits appreciation club sub but it was too perky, was aroused abused and groped banged around, so they killed the bitch sub.

            I don't recall who it was that deleted their comments. A lot has happened with me in the last 4 days. It's all I can do to try to catch up on messages, much less news.

            [–]Node[S] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

            I recognized his barking. Can actually (not...) hear them from my backdoor on a quiet night sometimes.

            If you're wondering wtf, I won't make further allusion to the username, but these quotes might help.

            Rhetorically, sealioning fuses persistent questioning—often about basic information, information easily found elsewhere, or unrelated or tangential points—with a loudly-insisted-upon commitment to reasonable debate. It disguises itself as a sincere attempt to learn and communicate. Sealioning thus works both to exhaust a target's patience, attention, and communicative effort, and to portray the target as unreasonable. While the questions of the "sea lion" may seem innocent, they're intended maliciously and have harmful consequences.

            What to know: Sealioning is a harassment tactic by which a participant in a debate or online discussion pesters the other participant with disingenuous questions under the guise of sincerity, hoping to erode the patience or goodwill of the target to the point where they appear unreasonable. Often, sealioning involved asking for evidence for even basic claims.

            u/JasonCarswell - Hadn't heard that term before I saw you bring it up, but it nails the tactic.

            Sorry about the low image quality.

            [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

            Some of us are also seeing these beauties.

            [–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

            And these.

            [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

            That's a Clash of Clans minion, that brings up some painful memories.

            [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

            LOL, a clannish minion Shill who likes to clash. Didn't expect it to be so on target.

            [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

            I want to give you a little background. I stopped playing years ago so things may have changed.

            We had several constant war clans that performed really well, but the wars are decided on how many stars a team can get. Everyone has two attacks and the goal, ideally is to 3 star, totally destroy, as many of the enemy as you can. That is a trivial process from the first level town hall to the eighth. They're basically filler, anyone should be able to reliably demolish their equivalent level or they don't belong in a war clan that cares about winning.

            The difficulty comes in at town hall 9 which is a difficult base to 3 star in the allotted time, and th10s which are almost impossible to 3 star, so 2 (hopefully) has to do. These players of two levels alone determined the war. And both attacks are tricky even if you practice them and build the perfect custom army, but practicing is cheating.

            So anyways, you might build this super eclectic army and need 5 minions to take out ground based defenses, to use a weak flying troop to exploit a lack of air defense. They're otherwise a pretty useless character except for these sort of attacks.

            I fucking hate minions.

            [–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            They're otherwise a pretty useless character except for these sort of attacks.

            I fucking hate minions.

            It's all Greek to me except for this bit about socks.

            [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            charming

            [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            I can't take credit for it, but now it escapes me who introduced me.

            [–]thefirststone 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (15 children)

            why do you feel that way?

            i'm harassing you by asking you this, because you're a pussy who can't withstand simple conversation

            how does this make you feel?

            how does this make you feel?

            how does this make you feel?

            [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (11 children)

            strike 1 for low pyramid

            [–]thefirststone 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

            Ok, so no satirizing the subject of the post. Thanks, nigger.

            [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

            strike 2 for low pyramid

            [–]Heterophobe4Life 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

            Said the racist

            [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

            But not cockwomble?

            [–]Node[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

            That's just a Britishism, and doesn't count as a real word.

            [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

            Even if not common, it seems real enough to me, with a clear pejorative meaning.

            https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cockwomble

            [–]Node[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

            Also describes the habit of rummage in your underwear massaging ones genitals as if in search of litter to grab (hence womble )

            I'm only partly joking, but the Brits have zero standing in the world. Their retention of an obsolete variant of English is to their own discredit.

            I don't see any way to take offense at that word unless someone takes the Brits seriously, and why would they do that?

            Note that I'm mainly poking fun at the silly Brits.

            [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

            Would I break rules if I called you a pussyfoot for prancing around our English language? :P

            [–]Node[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

            pussyfoot (not safe for employees)

            I'm offended on behalf of all feet.

            [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            Wow. Not sure if she needs a podiatrist or a gynecologist.

            Can make any penis a foot long.

            Sexellent openings are afoot.

            A new kind of foot fetish - with a fetish for dismembered body parts.

            Athlete's foot for your love muscle.

            Enough off the cuff puns, there's a hole in your sole.

            [–]Heterophobe4Life 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

            Said the racist

            [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

            Wet.

            [–]Node[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

            you're a pussy who can't withstand simple conversation

            Yep, that appears to be the case. Good catch.

            [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

            LOFuckingL

            [–]Node[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            😁