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[–]Optimus85 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

Why four hours? I'm a picky eater.

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A dog, an actual friend, would wait 4 days before eating my corpse. Cats are clearly incapable of empathy, but waiting just a bit before eating shows respect.

[–]Optimus85 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

They're little psychopaths but I still love them.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I used to love them myself, I'm just bitter because I became allergic to them :D

[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, that's too bad. Dogs are great as well. I especially like big dogs like huskies and golden retrievers. Little dogs, not so much.