Why do jews play football?
submitted 2 years ago by LarrySwinger2 from (self.funny)
A: To get the quarter back.
[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
I posted this a few days ago to /s/jokes, not realizing it has only 29 subscribers. I'm reposting it here, because I need to broadcast my jokes to as many people as possible. I can't get a good night's sleep if I don't.
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Because you can't take a swing. Even if you do, most likely outcome is: you don't get it.
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[–]Jesus 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Edelman... but the Patriots really the inly football team that hires Jew football players anyway. Kraft is a notorious Zionist and Netanyahu, Rothschild and Lauder advocate.
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To get hit in their lying faces?
When I imagine a jew I always think of Taub. Houses pet.
Totally useless but nice to have AND look at.
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Is this.. is this real? Taub from House? Are you sure you're not getting him mixed up with Wilson or whatever the fuck the blonde doctor's name was?
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I knew before so what is your point?
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Your taste in men is abysmal. That's all.
[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Eli has a way with people.
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