Why do jews play football?

submitted by LarrySwinger2 from self.funny

A: To get the quarter back.

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[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

I posted this a few days ago to /s/jokes, not realizing it has only 29 subscribers. I'm reposting it here, because I need to broadcast my jokes to as many people as possible. I can't get a good night's sleep if I don't.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Because you can't take a swing. Even if you do, most likely outcome is: you don't get it.

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    [–]Jesus 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Edelman... but the Patriots really the inly football team that hires Jew football players anyway. Kraft is a notorious Zionist and Netanyahu, Rothschild and Lauder advocate.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

    To get hit in their lying faces?

    When I imagine a jew I always think of Taub. Houses pet.

    Totally useless but nice to have AND look at.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

    Is this.. is this real? Taub from House? Are you sure you're not getting him mixed up with Wilson or whatever the fuck the blonde doctor's name was?

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

    I knew before so what is your point?

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

    Your taste in men is abysmal. That's all.

    [–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Eli has a way with people.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Edit: Realize Truth.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I don't know if you've been drinking or if this is some ESL creeping in, but you might want to edit this just a little bit and check that sentence cohesion.