In Brazil, Enraged Monkey Destroys Kitchen, Steals Knife, & Threatens People

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

That the Covid monkey.

Or rather, a computer generated image of the Covid monkey that was produced from a mucus sample from a single Chinese fever patient.

Covid monkey sightings are popular on Disney media.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Yes, that is the one that some jungle people ate and thus began the pandemic. Wherever you are Tom, beware. A monkey might be right behind you. The more I look at it, the more I think: that monkey could jump out of your monitor and infect you.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, that is the one that some jungle people ate and thus began the pandemic.

Patient zero ate the Covid Monkey.

I saw it on TV with my own eyes!

[–]BananaMan76 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Fukkin’ niggermidgets.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Kek

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Says the monkey's food