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[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

...and fishing poles fall into water and get lost sometimes.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

Fishing poles killed Lincoln, JFK, RFK, MLK, Tupac, and Biggie.

Not to be confused with ichthyologist Polacks.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

Yes, we must ban Polish people who insist on fishing and never throw the Polish fish experts out with the fishing tackle. Huh?

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

LOL. Alluring.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I see what you did there.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Bait and swfistch.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Teach a man to swfistch and it will double his chances of a date on Saturday night.

My brain has swfistched off.