If 6 were 9

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[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

...and fishing poles fall into water and get lost sometimes.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

Fishing poles killed Lincoln, JFK, RFK, MLK, Tupac, and Biggie.

Not to be confused with ichthyologist Polacks.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

Yes, we must ban Polish people who insist on fishing and never throw the Polish fish experts out with the fishing tackle. Huh?

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

LOL. Alluring.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I see what you did there.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Bait and swfistch.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Teach a man to swfistch and it will double his chances of a date on Saturday night.

My brain has swfistched off.

[–]SaidOverRed 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I see 2 ugly people trying to run away from being white or male.

And one thing a real man likes so he doesn't have to run away.

[–]ah2020 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That woman was actually pretty a few lbs lighter and before she started applying patchy fake tan etc., I saw a picture of her.

[–]SaidOverRed 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wish you hadn't told me that. It's a shame was leftism does to women. Even rachael mad(c)ow [sic] used to be a pretty girl before said infection.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

If man was 5, the devil is 6, the devil is 6.... and God is 7

[–]bobbobbybob 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

i used to love that. assume the link is to the pixies

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It is. You heard it too much? Because all you need is love.

[–]erratas 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

hyper kek

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm a gun control fan, but even I have to admit that this logic is flawless.