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How many Jews does it take to screw on a light bulb?
submitted 3 years ago by LarrySwinger2 from self.funny
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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (4 children)
Ah, then that makes sense. I knew many Jewish children growing up, the area I grew up in was very rich and conservative, so many Jews came to live with the capitalist Christians who basically praised them and their money-making. I do not remember ever liking one of their mothers, nor do I remember liking going to Mass with my catholic friend and his mother.
I grew up with a Presbyterian mother. She also guilt-trips. It must just be an unhealthy thing mothers do.
Edit: how does one "parish"? Aren't parishes religious districts/buildings?
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (3 children)
Yes, I know a number of Presbyterians rather well, and they are almost Calvinist in their Protestant ethics (and guilt trips).
To parish (usage: as a verb, used without object) is to die.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago* (2 children)
Isn't that perish?
Ye, they are fucking Calvinists at the core.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (1 child)
Oops! Yes.
(Or 'parish' could be: the condition of being pared with a paring knife.)
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
Oh, parish has another definition? Cool, thanks for spelling it wrong just so I can learn that people can be pared with a paring knife to be parished, lol. Edit: Seriously, this is cool.
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