Contradicting Corona

submitted by hennaojichan from (self.funny)

Contradicting Coronavirus advice! First, we hear alcohol may prevent the virus... now research suggests the opposite. Then we're told heat and humidity has no effect, but wait... direct sunlight might quickly kill the virus. So, if you come across some elderly guy, standing in the yard, intoxicated and naked, leave me alone... I'm conducting important medical research.

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Smoking is another one that was initially thought to hurt but smokers are less likely to get it. That one didn't get widely publicized, the WHO anti-smoking campaign wouldn't let it.

[–]redditbegay 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Also, make sure that if youre protesting police brutality and Drump, youre immune to it, but if you're protesting Joe, the rona comes back again.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm protesting for Trump who will be handing out indictments this week I expect. So that's a lot of Vitamin D.