I just wanted to poop..

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

They gave him his space.

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All jokes aside, this fight truly is a oddity to me for that reason. Even with adrenaline pumping and if I were winning the hypothetical fight, if somehow balance lead us to busting into a stall with a dude with his pants down shitting, I’d jump/lean/fall out of it depending on how I could move lol. I’d be shocked lol.

Idk how they keep fighting in his stall like nothing. They spent more time in his stall than out. And they’re not even getting real hits in if you pay attention so it’s not like they’re super into the fight. They’re almost stripping each other down of their clothes as the “fight escalates” without hitting each other lol. It’s almost a cat fight. It’s like they planned it so they could watch dudes poop.

[–]Intuit 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

JUST PUT ON THE SUNGLASSES!

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lmfaoooo!!!

[–]tulsyElko 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

About the dude in the stall; who puts their phone on the floor in a public washroom?

He dropped it by accident, right?

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I saw that too!!! Nah he did that nasty shit on purpose and I guarantee you he didn’t wash his phone screen lmaooo.

They were starting to punch/bump into the arm he had wrapping around his body, hiding his face and the side where he was gripping his phone so he placed it on the floor oppposite of them and tried to pull his pants & boxers up in one quick move while keeping his head down (which failed, badluckbrian.jpg).

Tbh, I felt for him the most in the video, because he really, truly just wanted to poop unlike camera man who was able to stop and film (also notice the poor guy was using the handicap stalls - everyone knows those are also public dumping stalls because they have more space, are at the end of the row and are more private and usually are clean and don’t have piss all over them), the poor dude didn’t even get right up when they burst into his stall lmao (I would have), he just sat there with his pants down giving the camera man enough time to get out of his stall and over to his and he still had his pants down.

You could tell the whole time that kid was paralyzed with fear; he knew he was fucked, going to go viral on the interwebz, was frozen with fear and couldn’t think of a better solution fast enough than sitting there with his pants down and face hidden lmaoooo. He was only reacting to immediate stimuli like hiding his face from the camera or putting his phone face down on the bathroom floor away from the fight (protecting his phone but not his dignities!)

My heart goes out to the pooper trooper.