Why did Hitler never part his hair in the middle?

submitted by LarrySwinger2 from (self.funny)

He was antisymmetric.

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[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

and nobody wears the Hitler mustache anymore. That guy ruined it for the rest of us!!

[–]Canbot 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

IT WAS THE CHAPLIN STASH!

[–]puppy528 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

I just assumed he preferred to part on the reich.

[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hitlarious!

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Hmm... What would the inverse if symmetry look like?

[–]fred_red_beans 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

lol - asymmetrical

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffhp&q=asymmetrical+haircuts&iax=images&ia=images

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

And of course they excluded Hitler from it. No wonder that guy was so angry.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I wonder how they picked which side of the haircut would be shorter....

[–]fred_red_beans 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think they just looked for bias one way or the other and decided to amp up one by telling it how it was really oppressed by the other when in reality they were both creamed by the same promade, aka bullshit!

[–]foxhound 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Who fucking cares? Get a ouija board and ask him.

[–]happysmash27 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Terrible joke, absolutely terrible and unfunny! I groaned… But I enjoyed it anyway somehow, and now I don't know how to upvote it. I guess I will just vote it as "fun" anyway.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

LOLvey.