BLM Rioters Awarded Nobel Peace Prize | The Babylon Bee

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"Nobody has done more for peace than these brave peaceful protesters," a Nobel Committee spokesperson said while presenting the award to the young man, clad in all black and wielding a bike lock. "Every thrown brick, every bloodied citizen, and every burned-down low-income housing community represents another step toward world peace."

"This may be the most deserving recipient since Barack Obama."

Hapley immediately hurled the Nobel medal through the window of a nearby Starbucks in the name of peace.

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I’m not sure if this is parody or prophecy

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Both!