Trump Says His Civil War Will Be Even Better Than Lincoln's

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Too bad he wouldn't actually send tanks to fight the rebels - he'd just threaten to do so if the democratic governors and mayors didn't act to quell the insurrection - and then do nothing (eg, current reality). He's pretty spineless, the opposite of how the media tries to portray him.

[–]useless_aether[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

i really think trump is tasked with the controlled demolition of america.

[–]beermeem 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Can you imagine if Hillary were President, though?

[–]useless_aether[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

yeah, that would be the uncontrolled version.

[–]blowininthewind 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Abrodolph_Lincoler

[–]jenga_block 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Is Trump trying to be the first president physically dragged from the white house?

[–]Darth_Vader 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The article is satire.

[–]useless_aether[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

good one. :-)

but note that the babylon bee is like the onion (satire)