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It's All Over Stan, We Have Covid-19
submitted 3 years ago by EndlessSunflowers from i.imgur.com
[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
This made me laugh a little harder than I was expecting
[–]Sebine 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (10 children)
You have 10 people and a horrifically infectious disease
6 people get sick
1 dies
PANDEMIC
[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
if it was 10% dying yeah it'd be a big desal
[–]fred_red_beans 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (8 children)
More like 100 people
[–]whistlepig 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (4 children)
more like 1.5 out of 1,000 using these numbers...
[–]fred_red_beans 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (3 children)
Yep, CDC shows about 2 to 4 per 1000:
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/hcp/planning-scenarios.html
[–]magnora7 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (2 children)
Yeah I remember when everything was talking about 3-4% death rate.
Then suddenly it's 0.26%, after the antibody tests came out, it seemed. The PCR tests (RNA-amplification) are absolute garbage in terms of reliability, and even the creator of them said it should only be used in lab, not for diagnostics, because of the extreme variability.
[–]fred_red_beans 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (1 child)
The kicker for me is that in reporting a 3-4% death rate there were no asymptomatic or unreported cases taken into account, none.
Where in the 220,000 or so flu cases, an additional 36 million asymptomatic or unreported cases are taken into account. That's a huge discrepancy that the CDC and the WHO would be fully aware of as they are the agencies responsible for tracking and reporting on disease.
The main reason I have to conclude for this misreporting was to promote an agenda of fear and compliance with social distancing and wearing masks and a controlled collapse of the economy which was on the verge of collapse as it was.
I see the COVID-19, the Geroge Floyd protests/riots as a setup to cause a reaction to a "problem" for which the pre-planned "solution" will be accepted by a majority.
[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
You nailed it.
[–]Sebine 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (2 children)
You have 100 people and a horrifically infectious disease
60 people get sick
[–]fred_red_beans 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (1 child)
Sorry, one more zero... 1000 lol
[–]Sebine 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
You have 1 Sebine
He has a hammer
You'd best start running
[–]SuperConductiveRabbi 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
"It's all over, Stan, we have COVID-19. Soon, only 95% of people 60-70 will remain, 90% of people 71-80, and 80% of people 81+. And in parents (60+) who have comorbidities, only 70% will remain. And this will keep happening one to two times a year. And if you get it and get it again, you'll fare as well as someone who had pneumonia twice in a year, probably."
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[–]fred_red_beans 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - (3 children)
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[–]fred_red_beans 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun - (1 child)
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[–]Sebine 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - (2 children)
[–]fred_red_beans 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - (1 child)
[–]Sebine 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - (0 children)
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