Man injected with Bill Gates’s newest Vaccine suddenly thinks Internet Explorer is the best

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[–]ctvzbuxr 1 insightful - 7 fun1 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

But I'm using Internet Explorer right n-
Oh my god. It is worse than we thought.

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    [–]JasonCarswell 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

    babylonbee.com is satire.

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      [–]JasonCarswell 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

      More than ever! Laughing at authority takes a modicum of their power away - and it reveals that the Emperor Wears No Clothes and their "authority" is illegitimate and their trust is broken.

      The alternative is to crawl into a helpless ball and sob and hope it all ends, or just suicide end it all.

      Also, there is no pandemic. It's a manufactured crisis blown way out of proportion, just like terrorism was less likely to kill you than a bee sting or slipping in your bathtub. The media and government perpetually lie to you so the corporatocracy can have more power.

      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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        [–]JasonCarswell 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

        Is that pilot abusive or exploitative?

        I'd recommend that you don't advocate for violence and stop hurling insults and name-calling or you will be banned. If you don't like something you can express your opinion without malice - or just skip it.

        [–]m68k 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        You should ask Norm Macdonald. :3

        [–]whistlepig 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        I'm laughing ;]

        [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

        this is ok on the funny sub

        [–]AntiLowEffortHuman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

        Bro why are you mad over someone posting something intended to be humorous/sarcastic on a sub named s/funny.

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          [–]Speak_Easier 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

          You must be fun at parties.

          [–]whistlepig 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          The funniest part is that Edge still gets ignored.....

          [–]useless_aether 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          and reads the eula!

          [–]wuzizname 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

          Edge is legitimately a good web browser but I still ain’t gonna use it.

          [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

          Is Explorer still a thing? I thought it was Edge now. Which I like.