Biden Addresses Sexual Assault Allegations: ‘My Advisors Told Me To Say They Aren’t True’

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

I thought it was real, until I opened the link.

[–]useless_aether 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

same here. except i didn't bother opening it.

[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 7 fun2 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

why open links? just react to headlines, that's MY moto.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

https://splinternews.com/10-times-the-onion-accurately-and-grimly-predicted-the-1793849415

The Onion has been hitting marks for a while now, I wouldn't have been surprised at all if this was actually from the MSM and not the Onion lmao.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The Onion is great.

[–]useless_aether 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

ha! they really, really, really want trump to win.

[–]Tigerbitecrazy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You realize this is a link to The Onion, right?

[–]useless_aether 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

O.o - haha, i admit i didn't! in my defense, reality is often as absurd, and this is probably not far from it :-)

[–]Tigerbitecrazy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That why I found it so funny! It's def not too far from the truth.

[–]jmichaelhudsondotnet 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

I thought, 5 years ago, certainly the republican party is finished. They have no real leaders, they have no real ideas, it is just a news channel with a bunch of stooges.

On the other side is the most popular candidate in american history, the most effective public speaker in our generation, the most trustworthy and consistent representative in modern history, the most innovative political thinker of our time, what could go wrong?

Biden and the DNC. And they wait until after he "wins" the shifty primaries to bring up he is one of the creepiest AND incoherent people in the history of the world.

There is no defense for the DNC, they are fake republicans just like the republicans, they want to destroy the republic and hate democracy, and clearly want to destroy america via the "100000 wolves led by a creepy sheep" strategy.

Or there is something else going on and continuity of government is taking over, and this is all just kabuki theater, and even bernie has been convinced that is the best thing to do on account of some or another Big Secret that only they know and would cause utter bedlam were it to be revealed to everyone.

The only thing I can be sure of is there is a big secret they are not telling us that would cause such bedlam it cannot be revealed. Fusion power, aliens, ELE, inevitable war with china, the singularity, are the only things that would fit this bonkers set of data.

Maybe one more thing I can be sure of, things have gotten more interesting and now I really, really want to see what happens lol.

[–]beermeem 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Well said.

I'd add, Clinton killed the DNC. In cold Clinton blood.

He sold it to the highest bidder -- the Pharma Bros. Now they're just a pack without a race.

Also, the Dept of Defense quietly acknowledged UFO's last week, in case you missed it.

[–]jmichaelhudsondotnet 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

This is incoherent, I can't follow what you are saying besides you want to blame all of this on clinton and the pharma industry which not only contradicts what I said, but is reductionist trumpaganda that ignores the role of zionism.

The dept of defense has been acknowledging "ufos" for a while now, I don't find it interesting until they say what the objects are, which would be the real news. Just saying they saw something weird, tell us something we dont know.

[–]beermeem 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Okay, so the Clinton's HAVEN'T been bankrolled by the "health care" industry since at least 1990?

The "reason" you don't "understand" it is because you are "dense" and a "shill."

[–]jmichaelhudsondotnet 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

to reduce the clintons to bankrolled by pharma is a silly oversimplification i cant take seriously

I have four books online and a vast website it would take you a month to read, that is not how shills work dude.

shill tactic: misdirect thread and waste time

that is how shills work, rethink your life

[–]beermeem 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

So... you’re a shill?

[–]jmichaelhudsondotnet 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

for who then?

You are the one obviously pushing an agenda with a one track mind.

Da clintonz big phrama ooga booga

[–]Isidend 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't know about clinton, but something fishy is definitely going on in the health industry right now...

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

My take is that the DNC preserving the status-quo DNC is more valuable than anything, it's worth knowingly losing in 2020. I'm not a huge Sanders fan (since that fucker asked me to vote for Clinton in 2016 after DNC fraud had just been exposed), but I think he still poses a risk to the DNC of shifting it to be slightly more progressive. The DNC 2020 loss is worth the preservation of the overton window, the soap opera must continue. Real conservatives and real progressive both spoil their game.

[–]jmichaelhudsondotnet 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I no longer think real conservatives and real progressives are that opposed to each other, we are simply not allowed to have any real discussion outside of their overton window.

That is what my books and my site is about, and why I am here, hopefully it shows.

The DNC is effectively a cult that pre-selects based on hidden criteria, for some reason Barack Obama is the only person who has ever managed this with any competence. I suspect, and oddly, kindof hope, that biden realizes he cannot complete a sentence and has no real reason to want to be president, and then Obama runs with Bernie. Is one version of future history I could live with. But hillary I will never forgive and she is the worst person in american history for even thinking she is a better candidate than bernie, much less saying "nobody likes him".

That is why decultification.org, all of our public institutions are becoming cults with ties to other countries, the DNC really wants Jared Kushner in charge, and that is treason. There is some chance though that due to multiple catastrophes continuity of government is going to take over and everything we see from "the white house - washington" is theater. We should know by november, I think. I hope. This limbo and rising civil war on cnn is so stupid. Israel wants to balkanize and farm the united states, and that is who all of this fail really serves. Until Kushner and miller are in jail, I have to say we are ruled by the swamp and that is what the flag represents.

[–]beermeem 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Like Biden would address sexual assault issues.

As If!

Dumb fother mucker with a badge and a gun.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

you can see his hamster wheel of a brain clicked on pause while it went to the bathroom trying to answer this stuff. he knows hes a pedophile of shit and no way of defending it now since epstein decided to create a new identity and live on on of his own islands debt free forever.

[–]newblicious 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Glad to see The Onion still alive.