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[–]JasonCarswell[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

BTW, I still have much of my Burning Man gear, though some won't fit now.

[–]useless_aether 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

yeah, there is like 30 kg of difference between my winter and summer weight

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Me too. Except for the difference part.

Maybe this summer will be different.

If I can start and not falter, to make it a good habit, then I should be good on my return to a more balanced life.

[–]useless_aether 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

or wait until they weld us into buildings? i know what i will do.. um, right after i lose some weight :-)

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Ya. I've got about 40-50 pounds I need gone. Too bad this isn't a flesh eating disease or some famine.

[–]useless_aether 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

yeah, some locust swarms would totally hit the spot :-)

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Chocolate covered bugs?

[–]techiejames 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Give it a few months, then start going to retail stores dressed like that

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Naw, for groceries - tomorrow!

[–]fred_red_beans 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

No, first you have to dress in body condom for a while, then you can start dressing like that.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

And stock up on scuba gear for your bubble boy outfit!

[–]FormosaOolong 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I fucking love this! I also want to be able to do the wonder woman swirly thing so that my gear just magically appears along with my powers whenever I need them

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's either this or this.

[–]book-of-saturday 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

How to get a perm in post-apocalyptic world

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Options:

  • fork + electric outlet
  • out of toilet paper? wipe, style, rinse, repeat
  • no motorcycle helmet - or - remove roof of car
  • skin your neighbour's poodle + wear as wig
  • save the life of a hair stylist in peril from hooligans
  • scalp the pubes of your conquests and knit into a hat
  • get the disco fever