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[–]la_cues 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They also never sneeze into their arms, or even TRY to cover their mouths. DISGUSTING.

But I guess they don't touch their mouths, eyes, or noses either so... better than humans? comparable

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    [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    If the meteor hadn't wiped them out, maybe they would have evolved into LAND SHARKS!

    Dolphins don't have feet - but they used to.

    ALSO

    Because they could not masturbate they were compelled to copulate - thus perpetuating their species.

    Sometimes no hands is handy.

    [–]ctvzbuxr 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Facts