Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters

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[–]la_cues 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Totally. Someone should make a bot that condenses articles into some preset, like 240 char.

You could get the jist of anything in like, 7 sentences? That would be great for my rss reader.

[–]bobbobbybob 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

a skim reading bot to save us from doing it!

[–]la_cues 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Only for blurb, feel-goodiery articles such as this. Actual news, of course I want to read.

A dream RSS feed would give a brief synopsis, then link to full article if I chose to read it.

[–]bobbobbybob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

click bait heaven