Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters

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    [–]beermeem 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

    That’s kind of what happens when you follow a pre-set formula you’re required to follow but there isn’t enough actual info to fill it.

    Anyone else get the distinct feeling that article was written by a bot? Denver is referred to as “that town” twice.

    That site’s terms reference a “Netherlands County” California and say the site’s address is New York, NY. There’s almost no one almost anything on that site was written by a native English speaker. Snow is this you getting back at us?

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      [–]beermeem 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Makes sense. Probably northeastern.

      [–]la_cues 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

      Totally. Someone should make a bot that condenses articles into some preset, like 240 char.

      You could get the jist of anything in like, 7 sentences? That would be great for my rss reader.

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        [–]beermeem 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

        This is awesome. You should totally be able to downvote the article into the comments lol. Or at least vote the best comments up above it, like we do on this site.

        Hey, we’ve already got /u/JasonCarswell for that!

        [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

        For what in particular?
        If it's a joke I don't get it.
        If it's not a joke I still don't understand.

        [–]beermeem 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

        You often actually RTFL and then copy and paste it into a comment, no?

        Not a joke. Much respec.

        [–]bobbobbybob 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

        a skim reading bot to save us from doing it!

        [–]la_cues 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

        Only for blurb, feel-goodiery articles such as this. Actual news, of course I want to read.

        A dream RSS feed would give a brief synopsis, then link to full article if I chose to read it.

        [–]beermeem 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        Wait. Where’s there actual news? ;-)

        [–]bobbobbybob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        click bait heaven

        [–]yetanotherone_sigh 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        Ironically a lot of news articles are written by a bot now.

        The padding you see is just an attempt to keep eyeballs on the page longer, so that you are more likely to click on other articles (more pageviews) or click on ads.

        [–]Tom_Bombadil 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

        "There's no such thing as a stupid question. Only stupid people." -Mr. Garrison.

        [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

        Knock knock

        Who's there?

        How many Garrisons does it take to solve a JFK?

        Leave me alone to watch South Park, mkay, conspiracy theorist! = SLAM! =

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_such_thing_as_a_stupid_question

        Tom's Diner is located in Denver, Colorado.

        [–]beermeem 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

        do do do do do do do do

        [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        Untrustworthy! Some people are very cheap when it comes to money and wouldn't pay it. They would get indignant and malcompliant out of being insulted in a place of customer service.

        Wouldn't believe this for a second. Nice thought or fantasy though!