Poor Epstein. It's like everyone forgot about him already

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[–]beermeem 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

I forget. Did he kill himself?

[–]AnarchySpeach 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Some people think he did.

To be honest we'll probably never know for sure.

I think he's gone.

Lousy job faking it if he's alive.

Look at the tapes-, oh wait. We can't.

Ask the guards-, Oh wait. We can't.

Luckiest guy on Earth? Maybe.

If we keep looking maybe we'll find some

verifiable evidence.

Even if we never find out the truth, this still goes down as one of the strangest deaths ever.

[–]beermeem 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

true story

[–]JonathonHills 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Is there any proof he is alive?

[–]useless_aether[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

only conspiracy level tangential stuff, like, how a plastic surgeon (connected to epstein somehow) died in a plane crash

[–]magnora7 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

And the fact the dead body picture that was being circulated didn't match his actual face

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And the conspicuous absense of blackmail material, given he was a foreign Intel honeypot.

He was eventually caught in his own honeypot.

And still feared...