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[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Down 7%, huh... That doesn't sound too bad...

That's only... $64.9 BILLION DOLLARS!!!

[–]Mnemonic 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

M: Hey

T: Hey, how are you?

M: A bit down...

T: Awww, how much?

M: Just 7%

T: That's $64.9 BILLION DOLLARS!

M: LOL, yeah it sounds like a lot, could probably feed a continent with it. Ah well.... Look at it from the brightside! next year we will have asshole recognition! So your phone has a 50/50 change of detecting it has fallen into the toilet!

T: Why 50/50? It has front- and back-facing cameras!

M: Because if it identifies an asshole, it could be seeing a user's face.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's hilarious!

In addition, Facebook messenger is listening and thinking, "Hey... I know those assholes! One of them thinks he just lost 64.9 BILLION DOLLARS! The joke's on him, cause my AI buddy did that."