it is like a tangled up ponzi scheme. it will eventually blow up. it will implode upon itself. stock certificates are worthless paper.
i just looked and facebook has 2.4 billion shares out on the street, valued at 257.00 per share, for a total of 616 billion dollars of outstanding shares.
ok, let me give this to you one spoonful at a time, cuz i know you are retarded..
facebook sold to you idiots 2.4 billion i.o.u.'s(stock shares) for $257.00 each and you aint never gonna get yo money back bitches.
you got fucked outta $616,000,000,000.00 and zuckerberg says that you can trade those stock certificates with your friends cuz they are worth a lot of money, lol..
bullshit, i say, you is gonna get a few dividends and your heart rate will go up and your pulse will go down as the imagined value of these stock certificates fluctuates.
but the cold hard truth is that zuckerberg has your $616 billion dollars in his hands, and he could not give a fuck less about you now.. he doesnt care if the price of that stock goes down to zero.
now, here is the kicker about you owning those stock certificates... the stock market trading is also a crooked game.. if the majority are buying facebook shares, the stock market lowers the price, basically stealing your money.. a few people make a little money when the stock price moves, but a LOT of people lose a LOT of money..
you are totally getting ass raped by the stock market.
zuckerberg and google and twitter scammed you all.
you best dump that stock.
i have an even better deal for you, and it is a tripe AAA rated bonds deal.. i am going to rape you physically and you will give me $100.00 and i will give to you a worthless I.O.U. and every once in a while i will toss you a few pennies as a dividend.
there is no guarantee that i will ever buy back those I.O.U.'s..
why would you make such a deal? knowing that the money might never be repaid?
sharktank would laugh you off the stage, but somehow zuckerberg duped you into this deal and now he is $616 billion dollars liquid rich and you aint getting it back..
go ahead, ask zuckerberg... mr zuckerberg? when will you be buying back these $616 billion worth of I.O.U.'s(stock certificates)?
he wont answer you, cuz you got fucked over royally.
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