What's the deal with the anthropocene period anyways? You're just doing your thing and suddenly mother earth goes all crazy with the storms and weather. You can't even say you're just on your anthropocene period and that's why you're mad because she'll just double down on the crazy.

More storms, more flooding, more chaos.

I tell ya, Noah had it right. We need to build an ark and float out of this nonsense. Like last time we need to leave the unicorns ashore. You know who I mean. Two of every animals except the troublesome ones.

If unicorns were so great they'd still be here. I know, they look great in fantasy depictions and little girls and gays go nuts over them, but few people realize they were the dicks of the horse world. Always stabbing people for no reason. And the sex, they were freaks. Many a time olden peoples were like "ummm, that's just not right for you to be doing that with your horn."

And did they listen? Hell no they didn't. And now there are no more unicorns and that wasn't an accident.