Hello fellow Whites!

submitted by RightSideFunding from (self.debatealtright)

I have come as an envoy from across the pond. I hail from a small puddle that is far beyond the aurora borealis to the North, the place is known by local Consoomers as ConProville.

As I was flying my Vimana over the hills, and through the valleys.. mostly just looking for cryptids, or the elucid vegetable lamb of Tartaria, I saw in the distance your village..

Needing a recharge of Mercury, I decided to swing in for a chat, and I hope to pick up some unique FunkoPops while I am here.

I would like to give my thanks to the guardians of this village for choosing not to blast my craft out of the Aether with your Vajra rays.

Where shall I go for the best deals on Funkos?

RSF

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[–]MarkimusNational Socialist 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I've heard the schizophrenics here mention the legendary gangstalker funko, as well as one that lives in between walls. I doubt either are real though, the guys here severely lack anti-psychotics.

[–]bug-in-recovery 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

So true!