Whatever the truth may be behind this, you just know that a whole heap of morons out there are probably already trying to pin this on 'White supremacist terrorists' and 'Russian agents'. The fact that so few people seem to know about this is almost as suspicious as the fires themselves.

I'm ardently anthropocentric on the environment; but I do feel for all of those poor animals that spend their lives laying eggs and becoming meat just to keep alive millions of hormone-gel-guzzling, inbred-looking 52%'ers.

Then again, I guess that being roasted like that is actually a better fate than ending up in some MAP tranny's stomach.