Kyle Rittenhouse, Warlord of Kenosha is now collecting war brides

submitted by casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter from self.debatealtright

https://twitter.com/Emil_the_keeper/status/1461976837152595968

We talk about Bronze age lifestyle but my man Kyle is living it. Anthony Huber is reaching a level of cuckoldry hitherto thought unimaginable. His GF is wet for the man who shot his ass dead.

"Kyle, what is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to gather in your bossom his art hoes and camwhores" - Kyle, Ritter von Kenosha.

In all seriousness though, Kyle is kind of ugly. That's why a lot of leftist women poured bile on him. If he was handsome like Cameron Herrin, he'd be the sexiest man in America today. Lefty hoes would be writing erotic fiction about him on tumblr.

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[–]Richard_Parker 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

I do not think Kyle is ugly as he lacks conditioning and a decent diet. That baby fat that makes him look like a bullish dyke would go away if removed from fast food, high frontier corn syrup and the like. He is only 18.

Here in an interesting tweet quoting Olbermann's "Fuck this murderer"meltdown, from an onlyfans thot.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ImAmberHahn/status/1461774171504001029

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    [–]Richard_Parker 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

    He is NOT fat, just a little doughy. The food in this country is poison. Nothing really wrong with his nose. He is no Rutger Bauer (few are) but he has a nice enough countenance. He had lost weight from to e of the incident till iso, and from the time of the incident to that picture of him in a Jr cop cadet getup.

    Want to talk about ugly? How about Adam Driver or that meek actor with asshole eyelids who resembles Zuckerberg. Was in in a bunch of movies in late aughts... Anyone help me with the name? Never understood his appeal.

    [–]send_nasty_stuffNational Socialist 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    The food in this country is poison

    So true.

    [–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

    Big mac that dangerous?

    [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Only if you eat it.

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    lol

    [–]EthnocratArcheofuturist 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to gather in your bossom his art hoes and camwhores"

    This had me in stitches. You should write comedy, seriously.

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    I used to write parodies of my textbook stories back in school

    [–]EthnocratArcheofuturist 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

    Anthony Huber

    Press S to spit.

    [–]Richard_Parker 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

    Check out Milo Schwab's statement, the attorney who represents this guy's surviving family....

    Maybe there is something to North Korean style culpability applying to the entire family. These apples do not fall far from the tree.

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

    https://mobile.twitter.com/beach_beaker/status/1461775509554085896

    (((Joseph Rosenbaum))) - Homosexual pedophile

    (((Anthony Huber)))- Wife beater

    Gaige GrossKreutz- Burglar

    The left truly does field the finest of people.

    This is a repeat of the Bolshevik revolution in Russia. There too, the communists filled their ranks with the dregs of society, criminals, pedophiles, murderers...the NKDV selected for psychopathic characters. Stalin himself was a bank robber.

    The organized left in the western world is the collective distillation of 200 years of dysgenics owing to the industrial revolution. Genetic trash is overflowing and the world and the west in particular is in dire need of a genetic house cleaning. Historically, this clean-up would be done by a barbarian invasion or plague...only time will tell what the cleansing agent will be this time.

    [–]EthnocratArcheofuturist 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

    Isn't Gaige Jewish as well?

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

    Grosskreutz means great cross in German. I'm kind of skeptical on him.

    [–]EthnocratArcheofuturist 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    Grosskreutz means great cross in German.

    I know, which is why I asked. Reich means empire in German, but it's also a common Jewish surname.

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Possible, just don't hear of many Jews having the words ''great cross'' as a name. They tend to hate Christ.

    [–]EthnocratArcheofuturist 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    They tend to hate European empires too.

    [–]wristaction 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Further research needed. It occurred to me that a "great cross" could also refer to a route of travel or passage along which trade occurs.

    [–]socksuckersocks_sucks 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Rosenbaum and Grosskreutz are most likely Jewish. It is Huber who I think might not be, has anyone found proof that he is?

    My reason for believing so: I found Grosskreutz's mother's Facebook page. Her profile pic had an overlay caption reading something like "Stand together against anti-Semitism". He's probably maternally Jewish.

    [–]wristaction 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Huber's mother's maiden name is Bloom.

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    https://mobile.twitter.com/beach_beaker/status/1461775509554085896

    (((Joseph Rosenbaum))) - Homosexual pedophile

    (((Anthony Huber)))- Wife beater

    Gaige GrossKreutz- Burglar

    The left truly does field the finest of people.

    [–]Brewdabier 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    If he had shot a black we would have seen him go to prison.

    [–]sylla94 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

    don't fall for the media photoshops of kyle

    https://i.imgur.com/RqF2ooQ.png

    [–]EthnocratArcheofuturist 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    If Kyle looked like that he would have an army of lefty concubines by now.

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    His nom de guerre would be '' The daddy of kenosha"

    [–]send_nasty_stuffNational Socialist 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

    Kyle is kind of ugly.

    'Ugly' is all relative to women. You should know that. Also this Anthony Huber GF story wanting Kyle is bullshit. It's been spammed all over /pol/ the last 12 hours or so.

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

    Anthony Huber GF

    https://nypost.com/2021/11/18/anthony-hubers-girlfriend-has-a-lot-of-sympathy-for-kyle-rittenhouse/

    Its not. The art hoe yearns for our young ritter.

    As for the ugly part, this is cope. Beauty is objective, very much so. There are objective scientific categories for beauty: facial symmetry, the three-fifths rule, a strong jawline, deep-set(hunter) eyes, a chiseled and defined face, broad face and clear skin and so on.

    https://pinkmirror.com/blog/photo-retouch-face-attractiveness-score/

    This site has good info on this. It will also analyze your face.

    I ran some pics through it as well.

    Henry Cavill- 10 out of 10

    Ben Affleck- 8.74

    [–]send_nasty_stuffNational Socialist 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

    Beauty is subjective, very much so

    Agreed. I didn't say beauty is subjective. I said it's 'relative' to 'women'. Women's minds are fickle emotional things. Money, fame, and social points mean just as much as beauty. Money, fame, brute strength, demonstrations of power all stimulate women. I've seen a lot of bums on the street with good facial symmetry and muscularity and I don't see women throwing themselves at them.

    'Drama' and even violence can stimulate women as well so I'm not ruling out that this girl isn't interested. Women are like that for sure. I'm just saying that the story circulating that she asked him to contact her seems like a forced faked story. The article you linked just seems like a girl trying to get attention.

    Our boy Kyle needs to stay far away from this hell spawned succubus. She'd probably try to murder him Fatal Instinct style.

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    I'm sorry, I meant to say beauty is very objective.

    [–]send_nasty_stuffNational Socialist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    That's what I figured and again I agree. Beauty is real. Beauty is objective. Men are more aware of beauty and more attuned to truth in general than women. That's all I'm trying to communicate here.

    [–]Richard_Parker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    We talked about books recently yet again. Have you read I am Charlotte Simmons? Among her three suitors, the way social proof and Groupthink overrides her selection process was chilling to me. If I it I had one on when I was younger. Can't Buy Me Love offers the same insight, except the storyline is somewhat improbable.

    [–]send_nasty_stuffNational Socialist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    I am Charlotte Simmons

    I have not read that. What's it about?

    [–]Richard_Parker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I'll start a separate thread. Am out having dinner. Ttys.

    [–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Redneck girls all over the country want to shoot his pistol.

    [–]wristaction 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Loverboy: "I got a bullet in the chamber, Why don't you do it for the flavor?"

    [–]FoxySDTWhite Nationalist 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    This is fake. No article of her mentions she gave him her phone number.

    [–]wristaction 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I'm sure she did. Or at least she told some reporter that she reached out to the Rittenhouse family to take them up on their spokesman's sentiment that the country needs to bridge divides. She has a team behind her as well and the playbook in these situations is to seize back the moral highground through a rigged "dialogue".

    [–]wristaction 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    This is funny, but one hopes that the family is smart and well-advised to give this cunt a wide berth and zero communication. Like, not even a "thank you but no".