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[–]radicalcentristNational Centrism 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Covid-19 is actually what made me go full nationalist.

A virus originating from a foreign country, is allowed to board planes and travel around the world, bypassing security checks, which attacks the native citizens and causes the economy to implode.

This is literally what fucking illegal immigration does, but in germ form. Since day one, I was calling for all the borders to be shut down, but because it came from Chinese people, I got called "racist" for not wanting a new disease in my country.

[–]Noam_Chomsky 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

A virus originating from a foreign country, is allowed to board planes and travel around the world

Oh no! A terrifying "super virus"; except it has the same mortality as the flu (per the WHO).

WEIRD!.

Don't look now, but influenza has been miraculously and inexplicable cured.
Influenza barely even showed up for work last season.
It must be... because of these revolutionary cloth masks... But don't use them for protection against smoke....

This is because smoke particles are tiny... So small... That you can't even see smoke. Smoke is invisibly small. Nothing there.

However those filthy. Filthy, asymptomatic carriers emit enormous droplets from their filthy air holes.
That's not water vapor... (filth)
You can almost see the vapor... Almost. Filthy!

The CDC even stopped counting Covid cases... AMONG THE VACCINATED!!!

But... it's... Um... 95% effective at.. It's booster shot season again!
-That didn't take long, at all...

2000% effective at boosting Bill Gates's profits.

Funny that the symptoms are the exact same as influenza. Muh smell don't werk.

Strange that trusted doctors won't provide medication unless it's an injection or a lung-popping ventilator.

None of my patriotic "officials" are publicly recommending inexpensive and immune-boosting vitamins supplements...

I bet the Chinese are behind the dereliction of the health care vendors in my country.
They somehow made my doctor betray my community..

Funny how the super deadly pandemic in China killed fewer than 5000 people; in a country of +1,300,000,000. Couldn't be a global hoax, cause this deadly pandemic can't be contained...

Whatever... My head hurts from trying to think again.. All these crazy thoughts... Those Chinese... Prolly did this to me too...

I wonder if there's anything good on TV... I heard someone's giving away two free Krispy Kremes...

Please tv... Tell me what I'm supposed to think ..

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Nailed it.