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[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Not a Christian, don't believe in Jesus and I think the bible is just the romanticized history of the Hebrew tribe. But here are my two cents:

Good churches

Eastern Orthodox

The eastern orthodox have an admirable structure in that they avoid the atomization of Protestantism and the centralization of catholicism. Each country has its own national church and any change in doctrine is brought about by a grand synod of all the bishops and priests.

This prevents mushrooming cults like the thousand protestant sects and it also prevents it from top-down corruption like the catholic church. There is no pope there that is infallible and can't be contradicted. If one church catches corruption, the others can isolate from it.

They also allow priests to marry and this prevents the priesthood from becoming a hive of homosexuals, pedophiles, and social outcasts like the Catholic church.

Another admirable trait is its inertia. Most of its doctrines and practices still date back to the council of Nicea under Emperor Constantine. So far they've kept their traditions and original teachings as they should. No new bible has dropped after all so it makes little sense for doctrines or core beliefs to change.

The Catholic church on the other hand has made a thousand changes over the years to the point where the present judeo-phillic, globalist church is unidentifiable from the original church in the 4th century. And protestants just make it up as they go along.

A lot of Orthodox like to point to the relative sanity of eastern Europe as the triumph of the Orthodox church but honestly, it's much more owed to these realms being shielded from western degeneracy by the iron curtain. They have also failed to raise birth rates or stop sexual licentiousness in EE.

Laestadians

Perhaps the best functioning Christian denomination. Mostly centered around Finland. Like the Amish they have high birth rates and sexual modesty. However, unlike them, the Laestadians haven't forsaken the world and adopted pacifism.

They might save Finland. Their flaw is their tiny size and lack of importance as a result.

Orthodox Calvinists

They are the Laestadians of the Netherlands. Same flaws and perks as Laestadians.

Mennonites/Amish

High birth rates, sexual modesty, and resilience. Their flaw is their foolish pacifism and rejection of the modern world.

Old believers

Same thing as Amish. They are the Russian Orthodox version of the Amish.

Bad Churches

Lutheranism

Have surrendered to globohomo for the most part. Most of its members have gone atheist and the remainder will soon die off.

Southern Baptists

There are many based and even racist baptist churches in the south. But they are few and far between. Heavily corrupted by Jewish money for the most part. They were instrumental in getting white Southerners to accept de-segregation.

Non-denominational Evangelicals

Absolute zionist scum. Run by conmen owned by Jewish money. But by and large, evangelical whites are still more conservative than white Catholics and other Prots.

The Catholic Church

The Catholic Church was one of the key elements in the gestation and flourishing of Western civilization. Now it has become one of its greatest enemies. The Catholic church is the number one driver of refugee settlement in France and several other European countries.

80% of the Vatican priests are gay. The church aggressively promotes mass migration, global government, miscegenation, vaccines, and holocaustianity.

The Catholic church is the primary reason why Latin America is a shithole today. It promoted legalized and promoted miscegenation. The Catholic church also undermined the national socialists and allied with American capital. The Church's ambitions is to essentially become the one-world liberal religion necessary to create a global state. And its working hand in glove with the World economic forum to usher in the great reset.

The Anglican Church

This is just a clown show. Lesbian ministers, performing homosexual marriages and blessing abortions....Add everything I said about the Catholics and multiply by ten.

Not sure club

Can Mormonism and Jehova's witnesses be even called Christian? Mormonism is a cult based around a conman in the 19th century after all.

[–]Ponderer[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Quality effortpost.

Can Mormonism and Jehova's witnesses be even called Christian?

I included Mormonism because it is generally conservative and one of the few faiths still producing high birthrates. I think there are a few other good things about it, but can't recall them right now.

[–]Blackbrownfreestuff 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Even though it's a conman cult, there was a time when mormonism was top tier. They opposed blacks as the seed of cain, banned them from their priesthood and temples and used shock therapy on gays, and opposed all forms of feminism. That ended a while ago, but in the last decade they have slowly eased onto the woke train. They aren't flying the rainbow flag or promoting BLM yet, but they are on their way.

[–]EthnocratArcheofuturist 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

As an atheist, I agree with your list.

[–]Ponderer[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks. I'm a lapsed Christian myself, but I still relate with cultural Christianity.

[–]Blackbrownfreestuff 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Methodist church is run by women who openly promote sucking black dick.

https://www.unitedmethodistwomen.org/news/united-methodist-women-board-affirms-black-lives-matter-to-god

[–]TrabWhite Nationalist 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In my limited experience with Mormons they seem nice. Big families, virtuous people. Only problem is they started their conversions towards Latin Americans

[–]Blackbrownfreestuff 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Almost every methodist church I see has a rainbow flag flying from it and a lot of their pastors are gay men. You should edit your post to include methodist and episcopal in bottom tier.

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/united-methodist-conservatives-detail-breakaway-plans-over-gay-inclusion-n1259270

[–]AidsVictim69 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

episcopal in bottom tier

Sadly true. I was raised Episcopalian and my church was fine as a non offensive if a little boring community church but it's thoroughly corrupted with modernist values now (or maybe it always and I was just too young to notice). The national church leadership are the usual band of liberal fags that don't even seem to bother hiding that they're there to promote modernism, not serve communities or promote the word of God. It's a shame because I really enjoy the communal and ceremonial aspects of Episcopalianism, I've considered looking for one of the "Anglican" churches that have split off.

[–]Ponderer[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Thanks for the info. Once this post has gathered enough responses, I plan to make a collated list that includes everyone's rankings. I'm sure there will be disagreements so I'll just make a "Debated" tier for those.

Judging from your link, the new "Global Methodist Church" may be marginally better than the "United Methodist Church", but it wouldn't be anywhere near the "Good" tier. I've seen other rankings that put the Methodists at the absolute bottom too.

[–]Blackbrownfreestuff 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

UMC is bottom tier, undisputed.

[–]Blackbrownfreestuff 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The absolute state of modern protestants https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-57658161