American Conservative ideology summarized

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[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

A conservative is a man who opooses what the left preaches today, only to accept it tomorrow and claim the next day that it was always a conservative value.

Case in point - Martian Lucifer Kang.

Cons in 60s: MLK is a communist and a traitor to America

Cons in 80s: MLK was an American hero.

Cons in 2000s: MLK would've been a Conservative today.

Conservatism is not an ideology, its an attitude. A defensive cowardly posture of bourgeois middle class people who want to get an invitation to the cocktail party next month

[–]TheJamesRocket 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Todays conservative is yesterdays liberal. StoneToss did a comic panel lampooning this.

[–]SaidOverRed 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

They do need to be more hardcore. Now, what do you do with a person who believe all 3 of those time periods?

But you forgot the most important part: that he was a theocrat.

[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

: that he was a theocrat

What?

[–]SaidOverRed 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's true.

[–]literalotherkinNorm MacDonald Nationalism 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.

That's conservatism for me. That's everything it is. Soulless materialism and cynicism. It's also probably something that fat opium addict really thought would rile up the libs.

No wonder conservatism has never been a popular youth movement. Every single young conservative I've ever known is as Soulless as that statement. You just can't sell this awful dross to a young human being with a functioning heart.

[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Its essentially the worldview of the anglo and the Jew. They see the world as fully material, as something simply for exploitation.

[–]Nasser[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons – use them."

[–]SaidOverRed 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Dirt, bugs, and bark or ornate, stained furniture. Yup I guess there is a difference between us.

[–]literalotherkinNorm MacDonald Nationalism 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Dear me you actually think that's the point? That I'm denouncing artisan created furniture and not an attitude of hostility to the natural world and the commodification of everything in nature? As if nature itself only has a value if it can be extracted by humanity?

Like I said what kind of soulless bug person thinks this way?

I also love how you say 'dirt' and 'bugs' like that's some kind of negative thing.

[–]Nasser[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Some of the most mind numbing shit written, I sincerely hope the post is satirical or that cons really aren't this stupid.

[–]Empire_Earth 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Rush’s First 35 Undeniable Truths of Life 18: There is no such thing as war atrocities.

So what the Empire of Japan did in the Pacific war was just fine?

26: The only difference between Mikhail Gorbachev and previous Soviet leaders, is that Gorbachev is alive.

And all the policy differences

30: The U.S. will again go to war.

Sky is blue

6: The Earth’s eco-system is not fragile.
8: The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.

Absolutely disgusting

9: Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.

Literally the reason Cali is solid blue.

12: Condoms only work during the school year.

What?

15: If you commit a crime, you are guilty.

The Confucius of our time

[–]literalotherkinNorm MacDonald Nationalism 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe the condom thing is related to something to do with dispensers in schools? I was confused by that one too.

Also I'd have loved to ask rush if that whole 'no war atrocities' line applies to ccupied Poland during WW2.

[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So what the Empire of Japan did in the Pacific war was just fine?

Even better, so the Germans were okay to kill Jews?

[–]SaidOverRed 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

a18: all war is atrocious

a26: not enough

a30: yup

b6: man-bear-pig

b8: I, too find wooden chairs and dressors disgusting. Bring the mud huts (grass are plants and shouldn't be cut!)

b9: wait now you ignore the demographic change?

b12: it's a joke

b15: you know lawyers would disagree with this, right?

[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Dude, have you ever sat beneath the shade of a tree, planted one or taken care of one?

[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Interracial anal sex for Israel - the ideology

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    [–]Republican58America First! 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    God I miss him so bad. His death really has made me question my faith.

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      [–]Republican58America First! 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Christianity.